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Hung Chow: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.
I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come work."

The boss says: "You know Hung Chow I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls:
"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon.
You got nice house."